Luigi Gets A Bulge (And Other News That’s Weird AF)

The world is just getting weirder, which is oddly comforting.
Luigi Gets A Bulge (And Other News That’s Weird AF)

There's a lot of important news out there that definitely deserves your attention. This isn't it. These are the weirdest, what-the-fuckiest headlines that somehow got buried in the sea of rational stories, this week. You're welcome.

THE WORLD'S HOTTEST CHILI sent a man to the hospital. A 34-year-old man ate an infamously hot Carolina Reaper pepper in a chili-eating contest held in

Sources: BBC

THE LAPD SEIZED $700,00 PULD WORTH OF DOOP-LADEN COSMETICS. The Los Angeles Police Department confiscated an awful bunch of sh!tty knockoff cosmetics

Sources: CNN

A WOMAN SAYS SHE WAS INJURED BY A DRAG QUEEN'S BREAST. AND SHE WANTS $1.5 MILLION. Neldin Molina is suing Hamburger Mary's, a chain known for its drag

Sources: ABC News

A 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN NAMED KAREN COOPER MARRIED A 130-YEAR-OLD FICUS TREE IN FORT MYERS, FLORIDA, IN AN EFFORT TO BRING ATTENTION TO, AND PROTEST, TH

Sources: People

Luigi Gets A Bulge (And Other News That’s Weird AF)

Sources: ABC News

THIS SUMMER, SONIC WILL DEBUT PICKLE JUICE Americe's Drive-n. SLUSHES. Drive-thru NOURSI PICKLE. SONIC JUICE. SLUSHES. CRACKED.COM

Sources: People

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