Luigi Gets A Bulge (And Other News That’s Weird AF)

There's a lot of important news out there that definitely deserves your attention. This isn't it. These are the weirdest, what-the-fuckiest headlines that somehow got buried in the sea of rational stories, this week. You're welcome.

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Sources: The AV Club

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Sources: BBC

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Sources: CNN

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Sources: The Washington Post

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Sources: ABC News

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Sources: The Independent

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Sources: People

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Sources: ABC News

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Sources: The Guardian

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Sources: Warwickshire Police

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