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There's A Sex- And Fart-Filled Batman Cartoon
With the current big-screen incarnation of Batman more interested in murdering other superheroes than, say, solving mysteries, it's natural that some of us have fled back to to the awesome, noir-y version of the Caped Crusader from the DC Animated Universe. For over a decade, multiple people behind shows such as the beloved Batman: The Animated Series have produced a string of direct-to-DVD DC animated films. But even this hallmark of Bat-quality took a major blow this past year, when it cashed in on the popularity of supervillain and CEO of Hot Topic Harley Quinn.
Inexplicably, Batman And Harley Quinn is an over-sexualized mess that relies on cheap frat boy humor. The movie opens with Harley Quinn working in essentially a superhero-themed Hooters, where waitresses are dressed in skimpy versions of superheroine costumes (or skimpier, at least). We get not one but two close-ups of her ass:
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Warner Bros. AnimationComplete with camel toe. Classy!
But the movie is only getting warmed up. When Nightwing tracks Harley down, he gets knocked out and winds up tied to her bed. Of course she then casually starts undressing in front of him -- at which point you have to wonder whether someone accidentally sent the animators a 13-year-old's fanfiction instead of a script.
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Warner Bros. AnimationOK, she's got four cheeks and two cracks. Will someone please show these animators an actual ass?
Then Nightwing gets a boner. In a goddamn Batman movie.
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Warner Bros. AnimationNightwing and Nightwang.