Trying to find the cool celebrity stories in the sea of political news is like trying to excavate Tannis with a teacup. It's gritty as hell and you're probably digging in the wrong place. But since we're the archaeologists you need right now, we've combed through the news and found the most interesting celebrity stories.

Babs Clones Her Dogs, Dern Goes 'Pew,' & More Celebrity News

Source: Variety

Babs Clones Her Dogs, Dern Goes 'Pew,' & More Celebrity News

Source: Screen Rant

The Soup host Joel McHale said E! told him not to make fun of the Kardashians. While promoting his new show on Netflix, McHale said that E! Network's

Source: Variety

THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED MIKE TEAVEE WAS JEOPARDY! ON AND NOBODY SAID A THING! 0420 Former child actor Paris Themmen got his movie character's wish when h

Source: Us Magazine

STAN LEE isn't doing CRACKED.COM very well. His wife died some months ago, he recently revealed that he was battling pneumonia, and according to insid

MARTIN SHKRELI WAS SENTENCED. GETS BRO PHARMA YEARS! SEVEN The much-despised businessman turned felon will serve seven years for his securities fraud

Source: CNBC

STEVEN SEAGAL HAS BECOME THE OFFICIAL SPOKESPERSON FOR A NEW CRYPTOCURRENCY CALLED bitcoiin BITCOIINZGEN, WHICH, ACCORDING TO ITS WEBSITE, REACHED A P

Source: CNET

GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS WILL INTERVIEW JAMES COMEY. It will be Comey's The interview is set to first interview since air on ABC in mid-April, Donald Tru

Source: The Hill

VANESSA TRUMP HAS FILED FOR DIVORCE FROM DONALD JR. tweets unhinged son's she The president's the reasons among end their reportedly to are decision

Source: Vanity Fair

-RENOWNED PHYSICIST STEPHEN HAWKING HAS DIED AT THE AGE OF 76. He co-authored a Nobel-Prize-worthy scientific paper, submitted just days before his de

Sources: The New York Times, National Geographic TV

Mike Teavee, for those of you who forgot, was in Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.

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