Source: The AV Club
Trying to find the cool celebrity stories in the sea of political news is like trying to excavate Tannis with a teacup. It's gritty as hell and you're probably digging in the wrong place. But since we're the archaeologists you need right now, we've combed through the news and found the most interesting celebrity stories.
Source: Vanity Fair
Mike Teavee, for those of you who forgot, was in Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.
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