Planes, Pence, And Other Weird Stories You Shouldn't Miss

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Planes, Pence, And Other Weird Stories You Shouldn't Miss

There's a lot of important news out there that definitely deserves your attention. This isn't it. These are the weirdest, what-the-fuckiest headlines that somehow got buried in the sea of rational stories, this week. You're welcome.

TWO MEN WHO HAVE BEEN CLOSE FRIENDS FOR 60 YEARS TURNED OUT TO BE BROTHERS. Walter Macfarlane was using ancestry sites to search for his birth father

Planes, Pence, And Other Weird Stories You Shouldn't Miss

A DOMINATRIXI HAS HAD MEN MINE HER OVER ST MILLION IN CRYPTOCURRENCIES. Theodora collects the tributes from her financial domination subs, most of

THE DUBAI MUNICIPALITY IS FACING A CLAIM OF COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT AFTER BUILDING A 92-FOOT (150m), $67 MILLION (C55.5 M) STRUCTURE CALLED THE DUBAI F

A 25-YEAR-OLD WOMAN BIRTHED A BABY FROM A24-YEAR-OLD EMBRYO. Tina Gibson delivered her daughter Emma Wren in November. conceived from an embryo preser

RESEARCHERS SAY SUPER LOUD FISH ORGIES COULD MAKE DOLPHINS GO DEAF. Scientists compared the mating call of the Gulf corvina to the sound of rapid gunf

Google HAS HIRED 30 PEOPLE TO STEAL BACK UP TO 250 OF THEIR GBIKES THAT ARE BORROWED EACH WEEK BY LOCAL RESIDENTS NEAR THEIR CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS

A MOD FOR LERT 4 DEAD TURNS GRAFFITI IN THE GAME INTO JADEN SMITH TWEETS. HOW (AN MIRRORS REAL BE E OUR EYES AREN'T REAL Amazingly, Jaden's cryptic in

KOHLER REVEALED A SERVICE THAT WILL ALLOW USERS TO VOCALLY CONTROL THEIR BATHROOM FIXTURES. People will soon be able to ask a virtual assistant to flu

If you don't like the laws of the land, getting your own land isn't usually the most straightforward approach. op EXCEPT FOR THESE NEW ZEALANDERS. In

Planes, Pence, And Other Weird Stories You Shouldn't Miss

Mike Pence's neighbors want him to MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN Neighbors of the Pences' vacation home near Aspen posted a pro-gay banner on a stone pillar

Source: The Aspen Times

You can plant a big rainbow flag anywhere you want too. We'd recommend somewhere outside 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20500.

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