The (Second-) Richest NBA Player Ever Got Rich Off Burgers, Not Basketball
Off burgers and fajitas ... and millions of bottles of Coke.
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3 15 Ways Classic Hollywood Sucked Big Time
You don't really Tinsel Town used to be better than today, do you?
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How A Mario Speedrun Got Ruined By (Actual) Cosmic Rays
A speedrunner claimed that cosmic rays had caused the glitch. He was right.
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How Aaron Paul Changed Jesse Pinkman's Iconic 'Breaking Bad' Ending
Jesse didn't always have a happy ending during the series's finale.
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5 Modern Tech Marvels (That Are Older Than You Think)
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Planes, Pence, And Other Weird Stories You Shouldn't Miss
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There's a lot of important news out there that definitely deserves your attention. This isn't it. These are the weirdest, what-the-fuckiest headlines that somehow got buried in the sea of rational stories, this week. You're welcome.
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