You probably remember that 2017 was an insane year. The thing is, it was even crazier than you remember, because the human brain is incapable of retaining the sheer volume of strangeness we witnessed in 2017. Fortunately, we kept track, for you.

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A NEWLY DISCOVERED ASTEROID FLEW PAST EARTH AT HALF THE DISTANCE SF THE MOON. The object, dubbed 2017 AG13, was first observed just two days before th

FEDERAL AUTHORITIES FOUND S20 MILLION HIDDEN UNDER A MATTRESS IN MASSACHUSETTS. They believe the money was linked to a pyramid and money laundering sc

A 57YEAR-OLD MISSISSIPPI MAN NAMED ROGER LOGAN HAD A 130-POUND GROWTH REMOVED FROM HIS ABDOMEN AT A HOSPITAL IN CALIFORNIA DOCTORS BELIEVE THE GROWTH,

The 20 Most Insane Things That Happened In 2017

A GERMAN AWARDS SHOW WAS PRANKED BY A RYAN GOSLING IMPERSONATOR. The lookalike accepted an award for La La Land at the Goldene Kamera Awards. The stun

ELON MUSK LAUNCHED THE STARTUP NELIRALINHE THE BIOTECH COMPANY WILL DEVELOP INTERFACE TRANSPLANTS TO MERGE HUMAN BRAINS WITH COMPUTERS:

RUSSIA MADE IT ILLEGAL TO SHARE A PICTURE OF PUTIN PORTRAYED AS A POTENTIALLY GAY CLOWN. The country added the banned image to its list of extremist

A LAWSUIT ALLEGES THAT BOSEM SPIES ON THEIR CUSTOMERS. The suit, filed by wireless headphone owner Kyle Zak, contends that the company tracks users' l

FEDERAL AGENTS ARRESTED A MAN FOR POSTING DEADPOOL ON FACEBOOK. Authorities allege Trevon Franklin posted a pirated copy of the film while it was stil

THE FROZEN REMAINS OF A COUPLE MISSING FOR 75 YEARS WERE FOUND ON A GLACIER NEAR CHANDOLIN, SWITZERLAND. They were identified as Marcelin and Francine

ALIGECOER FORGOT HE HAD AN ANDY WARHOL PRINT WORTH MILLIONS IN STORAGE. The silkscreen of an electric chair was purchased while Cooper and Warhol were

The 20 Most Insane Things That Happened In 2017

AN INFLATABLE CHICKEN THAT RESEMBLES TRUMP WAS PUT OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE. Artist Taran Singh Brar reportedly erected the giant chicken as a form of

Thieves in Germany made off with TWENTY TONS of nutella la nutela nutella nutellanutella nutek nutellla nute Unknown suspects heisted a trailer contai

FDA TOLD A BAKERY LOVE ISN'T AN THE INGREDIENT IN GRANOLA. MASMO Roo MASHOSA MASHOSA BAK BROok CAE BROOK BAKERY BAKERY CAFE CAFC Nashoba Brook Baker

A MAN WON A SETTLEMENT OF $37,600 AFTER COPS CLAIMED DONUT CRUMBS WERE METH. Daniel Rushing's car was searched during a traffic stop, during which off

A WOMAN IS SUING SEPHORA, CLAIMING A LIPSTICK SAMPLE GAVE HER HERPES. The lawsuit contends that the woman contracted the virus after a 2015 visit to t

THEFDA APPROVED APILL THAT CAN DIGITALLY TRACK WHETHER YOU'VE TAKENIT. Abilify MyCite contains a drug prescribed to treat mental illness, and a sensor

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