Everywhere you look, the news is trying to force you to binge on it. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with all the headlines while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).

ERCSVi has cancelled the rest of its current tour due to Steven Tyler's health. Tyler assured fans the issues are not life- threatening, tweeting, I

Source: CNN

THE KING OF SAUDI ARABIA HAS RULED THAT THE DRIVING BAN ON WOMEN WILL BE LIFTED BY JUNE 24th, 2018. IT IS THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT PROHIBITS WOMEN FROM D

Source: SOURCE

IS NOW THE HIGHEST-GROSSING HORROR FILM EVER, SURPASSING $500 MILLION WORLDWIDE, AND BREAKING THE 44-YEAR RECORD PREVIOUSLY HELD BY THE EXORCIST ...AN

Source: Coming Soon

twitter IS TESTING TWEETS WITH UP TO 280 CHARACTERS. ThE move comes amidst the company's financial strugoles. with the hopes that the increase will he

A KILLER CLOWN MURDER CASE WAS SOLVED IN FLORIDA AFTER 27 YEARS. Sheila Keen Warren is charged with murdering Marlene Warren in front of her home whil

Source: CBS News

JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH BREAST CANCER. Julia Louis-Dreyfus 1 in 8 women get breast cancer. Today, I'm the one. The good news is th

Source: Variety

HUGH HEFNER, FOUNDER OF. THE ICONIC PLAYBOY MAGAZINE, DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES AT THE AGE OF 91. CRACKED.COM

Source: Playboy

GAME OF THRONES' KIT HARINGTON AND ROSE LESLIE ARE ENGAGED. The couple first began dating in 2012 while portraying lovers Jon Snow and Ygritte on the

Source: Moviefone

EMERGENCY AID TO HURRICANE-STRICKEN PUERTO RICO AND U.S. VIRGIN ISLANDS HAS BEEN STALLED BY DAMAGED PORTS AND AIRPORTS. Puerto Rico and the Virgin Isl

O.J. SIMPSON HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM PRISON. He was granted parole after serving nine years of a year sentence for an armed robbery at a Las Vegas casi

Source: HuffPost

A PATIENT IN A 15-YEAR VEGETATIVE STATE HAS SHOWN NEURAL ACTIVITY FOLLOWING NERVE STIMULATION. Though the procedure has not resulted in the man wakin

Source: CNN

TARGET IS INCREASING THEIR MINIMUM WAGE TO $11 PER HOUR. They have also declared their intent to raise the amount to $15 by 2020. The current federal

Source: CNN Money

Congress is asking facebook twitter Google and to testify on Russia's alleged 2016 election interference. The invitations were extended by the House I

ANTHONY WEINER WILL SPEND 21 MONTHS IN PRISON AFTER PLEADING GUILTY TO SENDING GRAPHIC SEXUAL TEXTS TO A MINOR. The former congressman knowingly texte

Source: Bloomberg

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