10
Here's Freddy Krueger Chilling Out On A Goddamn Park Bench
Aside from washing Mexican food down with expired eggnog, the worst thing that can happen to your dreams would be for Freddy Krueger to show up. The guy's got knife hands, a deformed face, and most terrifying of all, an arsenal of bad puns. Any encounter with Freddy would be scary as hell -- as long as it wasn't while he was awkwardly loitering on a bench.
New Line Cinema
Like a burned, scrotum-looking Forrest Gump.
Passersby didn't exactly seem to be screaming in terror. They basically gave him the same side-eye you'd expect anyone wearing a green-and-red striped sweater and knife glove to receive.
New Line Cinema
"You, uh, need directions or anything, pal?"
Oh, and remember that infamous shot of Freddy's claw emerging from the bathtub?
New Line Cinema
Ugh, dude, now that's gonna get all rusty and shit.
Well, the reverse angle is decidedly less frightening ...
New Line Cinema
How big is that bathtub?
And for close-up shots, there was no need to use the costumed actor; any crew member wearing a Freddy glove and one of his sleeves would do.
New Line Cinema
This one showed up to work dressed like that.
56 Comments