Source: Yahoo! Movies
Some weeks the news headlines are like the scarabs in a Brendan Fraser mummy movie. No reasonable person can be expected to stay on top of every update while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so)
Source: NBC News
These hilarious stories should have been taught in every school.
Here are a few historically important sites to which time has been more than unkind.