Source: The Guardian
Look, we get it. Just when you think you've got the news media matrix figured out, somebody reboots it. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Source: Coming Soon
Source: Rolling Stone
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.