Look, we get it. Just when you think you've got the news media matrix figured out, somebody reboots it. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Disney cancels Malaysian release of Beauty and the Beast over gay censorship request

Source: CNN Money

Woman's headphones explode during flight

Source: ABC News

Disney is making life-sized AT-ATs for theme park

Source: /Film

Russian Pokemon Go player faces jail time for playing in church

Young Sheldon Big Bang Theory in works

Source: E! Online

GOP healthcare plan will lead to lost coverage and higher premiums

Toddler dies in hoverboard house fire

Source: ABC 15

Warner Bros. revisiting Matrix franchise

Source: Coming Soon

Former Power Ranger pleads guilty to killing roommate

911 dispatcher in Tamir Rice case suspended

Netflix to complete and release lost Orson Welles film

Judge halts new Trump travel ban. Trump reveals budget plan which involves increase to military spending and cuts to social programs

Sony announces Venom movie for 2018

Source: Coming Soon

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