Source: The AV Club
Keeping up with meaningful news stories is like trying to find an M&M in a Skittles factory. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.