Keeping up with meaningful news stories is like trying to find an M&M in a Skittles factory. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Beauty and the Beast will feature Disneys first openly gay character

Source: VICE

A hippo died from injuries sustained in a brutal attack

Source: CNN

Marijuana jobs will exceed factory jobs by 2020

Source: Fox4

Trump's new FCC chairman called NET NEUTRALITY RULES A MISTAKE.N Ajit Pai said the commission's restrictions, which are meant to ensure equal access

Source: CNN Money

Wendys plans to replace cashiers with touch screen kiosks

The White House is expected to propose a military spending increase

Source: NBC News

New Line Cinema is developing a horror film based on the Wizard of Oz

Source: Variety

Arnold Schwarzenegger has stepped down as Apprentice host

Source: The AV Club

Spacex plans to send two tourists into space next year

Source: SpaceX

OJ Simpson is expected to be released in July

A Florida man impersonated Nickelback drummer to buy equipment

Source: USA Today

Hartford is paying a settlement to a family whose dog was shot by police

Source: News 22

Study finds Subway chicken is half soy

Source: CBC

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