15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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10 Ridiculous Facts We Learned This Week (2/24/17)

10 Ridiculous Facts We Learned This Week (2/24/17)

We can't promise that any of these fascinating facts will save your life -- or, for that matter, be of any practical use whatsoever. But you will be slightly smarter one minute from now, and that's something, isn't it?

Apocalypse Now was originally George Lucas' project. When it went to Coppola instead, he modeled Star Wars after the Vietnam War. AND THE EWOKS ARE A

10 Ridiculous Facts We Learned This Week (2/24/17)

From 6 Extremely Wrong (But Hilarious) Scientific Beliefs

It's Spring Break! You know what that means: hot coeds getting loose on the beaches of Cancun and becoming imperiled in all classic beach slasher ways: man-eating shark, school of piranhas, James Franco with dreadlocks. There are so many films about vacations gone wrong, it's a chore to wonder if there's even such a thing as a movie vacation gone right. Amity Island and Camp Crystal Lake are out. So what does that leave? The ship from Wall-E? Hawaii with the Brady Bunch? A road trip with famous curmudgeon Chevy Chase? On this month's live podcast Jack O'Brien and the Cracked staff are joined by some special guest comedians to figure out what would be the best vacation to take in a fictional universe. Tickets are $7 and can be purchased here!

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