The weekly news cycle is like a giant box of Conversation Hearts -- some of it makes sense, but the rest is indecipherable garbage. And too much of it makes you sick. As our Valentine to you, we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

WB is reworking the new Batman film and John Carpenter has announced a new Halloween film

Immigration arrests sparked protests in Los Angeles

Source: KTLA News

Wikipedia has banned Daily Mail as a source

A Federal Appeals court upheld the suspension of President Trump's immigration order

5 Hour Energy has been ordered to pay 4.3 million for false advertising

Richard Hatch has died

Source: Variety

A Syrian refugee is suing Facebook for failing to protect his selfie from being used by fake news sites

Source: CNN

Paramount has shut down the reboot of Friday the 13th and delayed the World War Z reboot

Putin has signed a law decriminalizing domestic abuse

A Mississippi man has a 130 pound growth removed from his abdomen

Source: 23ABC News

Saturday Night Live is enjoying its highest ratings in over 20 years

Yemen has withdrawn support of US antiterrorism missions

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