The weekly news cycle is like a giant box of Conversation Hearts -- some of it makes sense, but the rest is indecipherable garbage. And too much of it makes you sick. As our Valentine to you, we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Instagram influencers are often absurd.
A good horror story is hard to pull off.
All commercials are a least a little weird.
These actions stars were so bad at being badass, they were just ass.