Keeping up with the news is like trying to binge on all of your shows at the same time. No reasonable person can stay sane keeping up with every headline, which is why we've summarized what's going on around the globe in the last week (or so) for you, right here.
Source: The Guardian
Source: BBC News
Think Nana and Pop-Pop's loving 60-year monogamous relationship is quaint and old-fashioned? First off, sorry for that disturbing image, but we've got some news for you: the monogamous sexual relationship is actually brand new relative to how long humans have been around. Secondly, it's about to get worse from here: monkey sex. On this month's live podcast, Jack O'Brien and the Cracked staff welcome Dr. Christopher Ryan, podcaster and author of 'Sex at Dawn', onto the show for a lively Valentine's Day discussion about love, sex, why our genitals are where they are, and why we're more like chimps and bonobos than you think. Get your tickets here!
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It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.