Source: LA Times
We're not sure how to tell you this, but while you were off having a holiday, the news kept happening. And happening. Since we can't turn our unblinking stare from the unfolding spectacle, we've taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last couple of weeks for you.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.