Source: The New York Times
We're not sure how to tell you this, but while you were off having a holiday, the news kept happening. And happening. Since we can't turn our unblinking stare from the unfolding spectacle, we've taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last couple of weeks for you.
Source: LA Times
Instagram influencers are often absurd.
A good horror story is hard to pull off.
All commercials are a least a little weird.
These actions stars were so bad at being badass, they were just ass.