Keeping up with the news is like going to the mall on December 20. It's frantic, you can never find what you're looking for, and there's always someone screaming. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Pizzagate shooter will face federal charges

Disney has revealed the voice cast for the reboot of DuckTales

Dylan Roof was found guilty of the Charleston Church shooting murders

Facebook will start labeling and burying fake news

An offduty firefighter saved a restaurant full of people from carbon monoxide poisoning

Source: Fox 8 News

Russian hacking allegations continue

ROGUE ONE A STARWARS STORY DEBUTED WITH $155 MILLION IN DOMESTIC TICKET SALES, THE SECOND LARGEST OPENING WEEKEND FOR A DECEMBER RELEASE BEHIND LAST Y

Woman who claimed Trump supporters harassed her was arrested for faking the incident

A student was arrested carrying weapons into Trump Tower

Scientists report that the arctic is warming faster than the rest of the planet

Source: NPR

Think Today Was Crazy?

Wait 'til you hear about the moments in history you missed! Get a new story sent directly to your inbox every day! No ads, no videos, just your daily shot of Cracked. Sign up now!

Forgot Password?