Look, we get it. Between the news' blind spots and the resulting mayhem on social sites, you're probably having media-related trust issues right now. But don't worry, we've got you covered. We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines you may have missed during the last week (or so).
For as much as people love them, the 'Star Wars' movies have gotten rather awkward from time to time.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.