Look, we get it. Between the news' blind spots and the resulting mayhem on social sites, you're probably having media-related trust issues right now. But don't worry, we've got you covered. We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines you may have missed during the last week (or so).
Let us pitch you a sitcom ...
Some people in entertainment don't even bother trying to come up with fresh ideas.
These stories are so weird we're not even sure Hollywood would touch them.