Look, we get it. It takes at least a week to get through the mountain of voter literature that piles up in your mailbox. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Today is Election Day. Be sure to vote.

A BLACK CHURCH IN MISSISSIPPI WAS TORCHED AND VANDALIP4ED WITH THE WORDS OVOTE TRUMP Authorities say the fire at the Hopewell Baptist Church in Greenv

Source: CNN, GoFundMe

DISNEY is set to break the record for annual box office sales. The studio has already brought in nearly $6 billion with the success of such films as F

Source: Variety

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/8/16)

A squirrel attacked a senior facility.

Source: WFTV News

2 FORMER OFFICIALS CHARGED IN THE BRIDGEGATE SCANDAL WERE FOUND GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS. EZFhss 25 MPH 64 25 $35 Bridget Anne Kelly and Bill Baroni were

Source: CNN

Deadpool director Tim Miller is working on a Sonic The Hedgehog Movie.

MORE MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS ARE DYING FROM SUICIDE THAN AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS. The CDC reported that in 2014, 425 children aged 10-14 took their own li

Source: NBC News

A MALFUNCTIONING SLOT MACHINE TOLD A SINGLE MOTHER SHE HAD WON $42.9 MILLION... The casino offered her a steak dinner instead. Katrina Bookman took a

Source: CNN

Scientists in Brazil are releasing genetically modified mosquitoes.

NASA is ready to test the James Web space telescope.

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/8/16)

Source: CNN

2POLICE OFFICERS WERE KILLED INAMBUSH SHOOTINGS IN IOWA, Police responded to a report of gunshots and found Officer Justin Martin fatally wounded sitt

Source: ABC News, The Des Moines Register, CBS News

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