So already you can tell that there's someone out there who has a weird obsession with the number 8, and who has made the genius observation that 8 looks like a sideways infinity symbol, so we're obviously dealing with someone whose powers of deduction are second to none.

But the important thing is the crude diagram that is scribbled next to most of Abrahams' graffiti messages:

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You can actually find a location on the map that matches up with this image:

Rockstar Games
Just look for the peninsula that's shaped ominously like someone waving their dick.

And if you dive under the water and look around, you can actually locate the eight victims of the "Infinity 8 Killer" that the authorities were never able to find.

Rockstar Games
"Sorry, we were busy hunting the 'ALL YOU ASSHOLES THAT PLAY THIS GAME KILLER'."

Given that your character kills more people than this guy in the course of driving between mission objectives, there's really no reason to go to the cops with this information, but it's pretty spooky all the same.

Being that it's set in a post-apocalyptic future, the Fallout series is all about man's inhumanity to man, so it understandably comes with a few grim moments. Still, shit gets a little too real in 2008's Fallout 3, in which you can visit a strip club/brothel where it's heavily implied that all the "entertainers" are former or current child sex slaves. Damn it, Bethesda, we just wanted the fun parts of the apocalypse!

In the area called "Evergreen Mills Bazaar," you can visit a seedy post-apocalyptic sex dungeon complete with stripper poles and strippers whose job is to strip on said poles. That's fine, you're in a filthy, post-nuclear strip club. But, also scattered around are teddy bears, building blocks, and rusty tricycles. That's less fine.

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Bethesda Softworks
The Velveteen Rabbit over there had to put food on the table somehow.

The clear implication is that the sex workers in this particular shithole have been raised there from infancy in some kind of horrible child prostitution racket. Advisedly, the developers didn't make it an option for you to actually do sex stuff with the likely underage prostitutes. It's not like this is a Grand Theft Auto game.

Instead, if you choose to free the prostitutes from their cages (yeah, they live in cages), they will immediately try to kill you, which means you have to kill them first in self-defense.

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All the trauma of killing a Little Sister with none of the choice.

When you consider that they're probably all suffering from Stockholm syndrome, the act of murdering a bunch of child sex slaves becomes a whole lot more depressing. You know, if it already wasn't somehow.

You can kill the "butcher" if you like, but there's no known way to free the prisoners. They got themselves into this situation, they can find their own way out.

This might just seem like a random glitch, and it might be -- in any case, it doesn't seem that spooky. Unless you're Japanese -- in Japan, the number 4 is considered unlucky, and the number 444 is, to them, kind of the equivalent of what the number 666 is to us. That is, just a string of digits, but not one that you want to see filling up your TV screen in the early hours of the morning, farming simulator or otherwise.

Another secret event opens a hidden room that shows you a black screen with a series of Wingdings messages, set to some pretty disturbing music.

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"Ted ... Cruz ... Zodiac ... What?"

It isn't specifically revealed that this is W. D. Gaster talking, but there are some telling clues -- the text, once decoded, reveals details of an "experiment," and there are several other characters in the game who are named after classic Windows fonts, like "Sans" and "Papyrus." Fans have deduced that the "W. D." in the mysterious character's name probably stands for "Wingdings."

Finally, there is a secret room that only appears when the fun number is changed to 66. When you enter, you meet a weird character with a fucked-up face who never says anything, and vanishes when you touch him. Fans are pretty sure that this is Gaster himself.

Toby Fox
We can't show what he does if you change the fun number to 69.

Aaand, that's it, that's the only payoff you ever get for the whole mystery. Unless there are more Easter eggs that even hardcore fans haven't discovered yet, and we wouldn't want to discount that.

Oh, and there's this: On the screen that asks you to input your character's name, if you type "Gaster," the game crashes and restarts. And we're not sure who put more thought into this, the developers, or the fans who worked all of this out somehow.

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