The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/20)

It's getting so you can't check the news without your smart phone bursting into flames. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline without jeopardizing their sanity and safety, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Source: ABC News, Daily KOS, RealClear Politics
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