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5 The Time RoboCop Became A Pro Wrestler ... Sort Of
Part machine, part machine, all crap.
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- By Erik Barnes
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4 Movies That Wasted Most Of The Plot On Pointless Stuff
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Mission mocha grande.
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Scott Laffey
It's getting so you can't check the news without your smart phone bursting into flames. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline without jeopardizing their sanity and safety, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
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