Look, we get it. The news outlets are like rival howler monkey gangs cruising for mates. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity. So we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
What does the person who has everything buy for themselves?
Sometimes the follow-up is worse than original headline-grabbing story.
Let us pitch you a sitcom ...
Some people in entertainment don't even bother trying to come up with fresh ideas.