At other points during the night, he got free stuff from a 7-Eleven, a ticket to the movie he supposedly won for (The Theory Of Everything), and a shitload of hugs from people who "remembered" his speech. Look out for the sequel, where he pretends to have a Golden Globe and people punch him for no reason.
A Fake Bradley Cooper Did A DJ Set, In Costume, At Sundance
A lot of news outlets recently reported on the fact that a guy who kind of looks like Bradley Cooper was showing up at Sundance parties, leading to what one media outlet described as "chaos."
If that's what Jeff Goldblum was talking about in Jurassic Park, it really doesn't seem all that bad.
The guy seems to just want to hang out at some cool parties, because, other than having a YouTube account, vaguely resembling an A-list actor is probably the only thing he has going for him right now. "Bradley" breezes through security, chatting with fans and posing for pictures with people who don't find it at all odd that Bradley Cooper is wearing sunglasses in a super-dark nightclub.
"We did always suspect you were a giant douchebag."
Apart from the fact that he was being all Corey Hart-like, the moment that really should have tipped people off was when Bradley Cooper randomly decided to perform a DJ set. Not just in his street clothes, mind you, but in the chef uniform he wore in the movie Burnt -- which everyone seems to accept as a thing actors do sometimes.
After that, DiCaprio showed up to spin some tunes wearing a hollowed-out horse corpse.
Not-Bradley was reportedly ejected from the party, sadly before adding that he was available for weddings and bar mitzvahs. Adding to the confusion, the fake Bradley Cooper himself has a twin brother -- and if this isn't proof that we're all living inside one of Charlie Kaufman's screenplays, what is?
J.M. McNab co-hosts the pop culture nostalgia podcast Rewatchability, which can also be found on iTunes. Follow him on Twitter @Rewatchability.
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