10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 1/31

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Heroes come in many forms. And some of those forms are delightfully subversive.

5 Ways You're Accidentally Making Everyone Hate You

Silence isn't always golden. For a lot of people, it's considered more of a sh!t brown.

You didn't respond to the party invitation. You didn't reply to their funny text with a smiley. You didn't wish them a happy birthday. Now they're bit

"If you're an introvert, you spend so much of your time wishing that other people would just shut the hell up that you figure you're doing everyone a favor. But for many people, you'd be better off telling them to fuck off, because at least then you're acknowledging that they matter."


5 Weird Realities Of Growing Up With 'Illegal' Parents

"Contrary to Mr. Trump's understanding, the parental justification behind our move was less "take their jobs, then poison their water supplies" and more "our village just had like 10 beheadings, and I would rather my kids not grow up in a drug-cartel-run environment."

10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 1/31

"Also, contrary to what a lot of angry people seem to believe, undocumented immigrants are ineligible to collect government assistance."


5 Reasons Final Fantasy Failed Worse Than Any Franchise Ever

No successful franchise, especially a game franchise, is immune to spinoffs. But no franchise just stopped giving a shit as abruptly as Final Fantasy did.

10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 1/31

"Maybe it's a sign of how far the industry has come that we don't need Final Fantasy anymore."


21 Acts Of Revenge That Took A Baffling Amount Of Effort

Prison labor sometimes comes with a sneaky surcharge.

Prisoners in a Vermont correctional facility print shop were tasked with printing decals for the state police cars. VERMONT ASTATE POLICE So tHEy adde

"There are some people who are happy to do petty things to get back at those who wronged them, and then there are those who put a certain amount of finesse into it and make vengeance kind of awesome."


18 Common Foreign Practices That America Needs to Steal

Granted, those Swedish parents are all supermodels, with flexible photoshoot schedules.

Parental leave in the U.S.: 60 days of unpaid maternity leave guaranteed Fathers rarely entitled to paternity leave Parental leave in Sweden: 480 days

"Hey, we know that America is great (SUPER great for our FBI readership out there). But there's always room for improvement."


Past Secrets The Presidential Candidates Want You To Forget

Trump's staff needs to seize his Twitter account and hand it over to a stoned intern.

CRACKED Donald J. Trump Follow @realDonaldTrump 26,000 unreported sexual assults in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect

"Before you throw your support fully behind one candidate or another, it's important to get the full scope of the levels of unrelenting dipshittery all of these people can stoop to."


15 Texts from Last Night (From Famous Superheroes) Pt. 3

"He does it AGAIN???" -- Hugh Jackman reading every 'X-Men' script, probably.

Messages Chuck Edit Why was my King size bed replaced with a cot? Because you slash your bed when you have nightmares. We've spent $9,000 on mattresse

"We like to take a break from writing too many words about superheroes and let some of our friends take over for a little while."


Creepiest 'Where Are They Now' Ever: The Power Rangers Curse

Appearing on Power Rangers seems like the first step in some kind of Final Destination scenario.

10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 1/31

"I hope your childhood is now as completely buttfucked as mine, because it at least makes me feel a bit better that I'm not going through this trauma alone."


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