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One step closer to our dream of having a snow penis that can be viewed from outer space.
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"If you're an introvert, you spend so much of your time wishing that other people would just shut the hell up that you figure you're doing everyone a favor. But for many people, you'd be better off telling them to fuck off, because at least then you're acknowledging that they matter."
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"Also, contrary to what a lot of angry people seem to believe, undocumented immigrants are ineligible to collect government assistance."
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5 Reasons Final Fantasy Failed Worse Than Any Franchise Ever
No successful franchise, especially a game franchise, is immune to spinoffs. But no franchise just stopped giving a shit as abruptly as Final Fantasy did.
"Maybe it's a sign of how far the industry has come that we don't need Final Fantasy anymore."
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Just our weekly reminder that you shouldn't be a dick...
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Prison labor sometimes comes with a sneaky surcharge.
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Granted, those Swedish parents are all supermodels, with flexible photoshoot schedules.
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Past Secrets The Presidential Candidates Want You To Forget
Trump's staff needs to seize his Twitter account and hand it over to a stoned intern.
"Before you throw your support fully behind one candidate or another, it's important to get the full scope of the levels of unrelenting dipshittery all of these people can stoop to."
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"I hope your childhood is now as completely buttfucked as mine, because it at least makes me feel a bit better that I'm not going through this trauma alone."
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