Here we go, embarking on the annual effort to become a Better Person. We can only hope that we'll become a fraction as brave, awesome and fundamentally useful as the Hero Rats.

7 Insane Landforms You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

If any landform is going to turn out to be a mystical portal to Fantasia, it's gonna be the Weeping Waterfall of Romania.

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"The locals call it the 'miracle from the Minis Gorge,' because unlike most waterfalls, which get their titular resource from a free-flowing river or lake, the water pouring down Izvorul Bigar seems to be flowing from a hole in the universe."

7 Books We Lost to History That Would Have Changed the World

"The Gospel of Eve" is apparently a totally sexually perverse lost book of the Bible that featured all kinds of canon-busting ideas from "free love" to "coitus interruptus and eating semen as a religious act." Early church officials torched up all the copies tout de suite.

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"In the 4th Century church officials like Epiphanius lashed out at the book, apparently having nothing better to do than stop everyone from having sex and eating a little bit of semen. And he got away with it."

"When someone tells you an ad has been PhotoShopped, the natural reaction is 'Well, yeah, duh.' What you don't think about is that the manipulation goes far beyond messing with shading and cleaning up blotches."

"The world is full of mysteries. But as we push further into our technological age, that shroud is quickly growing thinner. Still, though, there are a few mysteries left -- and that is what's truly creepy."

20 Insane But Real Statistics About Fictional Universes

We've theoretically spent $900 billion saving Matt Damon's butt. But Kiefer Sutherland might really have more value.

Jack Bauer has killed 309 people over nine days and two hours. Or one person every 40 minutes. CRACKEDCON

"We've shown you plenty of mind-blowing statistics in the past. But those were for real and junk. What happens when you analyze fictional worlds, where the rules are a bit different? The numbers are even more mind-boggling and impressive."

"As anybody who's been through the poverty gauntlet can tell you, it changes a person. And it doesn't go away just because you're no longer fighting hobos for their moonshine."

"If you want to know why society seems to shun you, or why you seem to get no respect, it's because society is full of people who need things. Either you will go about the task of seeing to those needs by learning a unique set of skills, or the world will reject you, no matter how kind, giving, and polite you are."

15 Texts From Last Night (From Famous Superheroes) Pt. 4

"Go home Green Arrow, we've got this one covered." - Every Superhero/law enforcer/person with technology beyond bow and arrow.

...00 League 4G 3:44 PM 90% Messages Arrow Contacts Urgent mission. You need to move a meteor headed for Earth. It has the mass to be a world ending e

"The dynamic duo behind the website Texts From Superheroes is back with another look into the personal conversations of your favorite pretend protectors."

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