Of course, when the hunter shows up, things get grisly -- and no, disappointingly, the hunter is not revealed to be a giant deer. Sure, it's upsetting seeing cartoon animals bite it, but in this version we have to watch a woman get shot in the f*****g throat.
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They were at least kind enough not to make us look at the ragged, gaping exit wound.
And, of course, there's the scene where Bambi's mom dies, killed by an off-screen hunter, which was traumatizing in the original, but here it feels like she's being picked off by a sniper.
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It's true: In the Soviet Union, they made Bambi with people.
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