"Potter's characters were all real -- it's just that their life was much more Hellraiser than Tiny Toon Adventures."
This is the part that seems to be the hardest for others to understand, because the easy answer is "Well, no shit, I sacrifice hobbies, sleep, and even time with my family for my career. If I can do it, you can do it, too, Poor Person!"
"Regardless of what the extremists say, getting government assistance is not like finding buried treasure -- it's like digging coins out of the bottom of a sewer."
Left handers are not the only ones in their "right brain" as the myth about lateralization goes, and we're basically more f@cked on top of it.