These last few days we contemplated gross injustices and the crappy medical hands we've been dealt. Yet one cast-iron certainty brightened the gloom: Willie Nelson is still high.


If Every Kids' Show Got a Gritty Live-Action Reboot

Finally, The Rock can play a one-man army with hair. That he can comb really fast.

Notable Comment: " I can imagine the Rock go up to a honey now and say 'You look pretty...I look pretty...why don't we go home and stare at each other?'"

IOHNNY BRAVU


6 Ridiculous Lies You Believe About the Founding of America

So, European Settlers did not defeat the Native Americans toe to toe. The path was pretty much cleared by The Stand. Check.

HOLLYWOOD AND HISTORY BOOKS TELL US THAT EUROPEAN SETTLERS DEFEATED THE INDIANS. NOT TRUE: JUST TWO YEARS BEFORE THE PILGRIMS LANDED IN NEW ENGLAND, A


5 Nightmares You Don't Know Until You're Diabetic

"Wait," you ask, "isn't diabetes that disease where you just can't eat sugar, and have to take insulin every once in a while?" Oh, if only it was that simple. For starters, you might be mixing up two very different types of diabetes. And when diabetics who inject insulin get their dose wrong, things can get bad fast."

Notable Comment: " Worst thing about being diabetic: listening to/reading uneducated people make comments on a disease that they have no idea about. No, cinnamon and okra water are NOT going to cure my diabetes."

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12 Important Things You Missed About Huge Stories (4/7)

Now if only he would open a chain of stores that sold nothing but sloppy nachos and tubs of frosting that come with a spoon.

Notable Comment: " How is any of this important to the story on Willie Nelson? Or relevant at all."

WILLIE NELSON is launching his own brand of weed called Willie S Reserve. He plans to open a chain of pot stores in states where it has been legalized


20 Real Official Merchandise Items No One Thought Through

The poor Muggles, they don't know the joy of riding a broom.

Notable Comment: " Glad to know I'm not the only one with a broom-shaped penis."

THIS IS THE HARRY POTTER NIMBUS 2000 VIBRATING BROOM. Sadly. they're no longer sold It's a dick- shaped toy that vibrates 1 o when children stick it b


The 18 Most Horrifying Things Rich People Got Away With

Money can grease the wheels of freedom, but apparently it can't do a damn thing for your teeth.

RICH PEDOPHILE RAPES 3 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER SENTENCE: PROBATION Wealthy heir to the DuPont fortune Robert H. Richards IV admitted raping his 3 year old d


7 True Stories of Animals Rescuing People from Certain Death

We repeat: she lay down in the middle of a road to stop cars in order to get her owner some help.

Gold Star Comment: " Then she and the other animals overthrew the farm, kicked out the farmer, and started a Socialist society."

This pig, LuLu, escaped a fenced-in yard, found a road, and lay down in the middle of it to get cars to stop for her so she could lead someone to her


9 Terrifying Old Movies That Put Modern Horror To Shame

If you've ever wondered where the inspiration for the Joker came from take a gander at The Man Who Laughs (1928).

Spooktacular Comment: " The guy in the picture was born on January 22, and Heath Ledger passed away on January 22. What a coincidence."

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