This stylish hairball pendant comes with a certificate of authenticity, as well as a picture of the cat that supplied said hairball, so you'll have a handy visual aid in case you ever find yourself on a red carpet and a reporter asks who you're wearing. Not quite furry enough for you? Don't worry, because there are also intricate little numbers like this one:
Hairballs: not just choking hazards for cats anymore.
If you're not comfortable wearing the hair of some strange Internet person's cat, this fine craftswoman would also be happy to make you jewelry using your own cat's hair. No word on whether she shows up unexpectedly at your back door to collect it, but we're going to assume so.
If jewelry isn't your thing, there are plenty of other cat-hair creations available, one of which is sure to tickle your fancy. Toys? Yep, they've got those:
"Hey, this smells like me, but with a pinch of human loneliness and despair."