10 Cracked Social Media Posts That Crushed It This Week-3/12

9 5 Huge Mistakes Nobody Noticed for a Shockingly Long Time

Pretty much stuck with it at this point, Des Moines.

8 14 Photographs That Shatter Your Image of Famous People

"My first action as president will be to hit some of this dank kush."

7 4 Things No One Tells You About Having OCD

OCD isn't a funny quirk, and it's not something that you click on in your "Which DC Comics Character Am I?" internet quiz.

"Imagine the feeling of having a song stuck in your head. Now imagine that instead of 'It's Raining Men,' it's the thought of murdering your best friend. In graphic detail. Over and over again."

6 6 Ghost Videos Even Sane People Have To Admit Are Creepy

Hollywood dropped the ball on providing us with a steady stream of clown-based nightmare fuel, so reality picked up the slack. And reality can go f- its clowny self.

5 The 6 Most Hilarious Failures in Music Censorship History

It was a beautiful time in Congressional hearings that brought Frank Zappa, Dee Snider and John Denver together...

4 My Brief Time As Donald Trump's Campaign Manager

"We kicked around a LOT of good, dumb slogans before settling on "Make America Great Again." I really wanted to go with "America: Put It In You," but Donald thought it would be too obvious and no one would take us seriously."

"You have to believe me: Promising to build a wall was supposed to be the thing that let everyone else know that we weren't serious about running. A giant wall between Mexico and America? That's a child's idea of national security, a dumb child."

3 20 Bizarre Stats About Humans That Science Can't Explain

Beware of the sea goats and water bearers. That's likely blood, not H2O.

"Science has done so much for us -- from groundbreaking innovations to learning if a turkey will have sex with a stick. (Spoiler alert: yes.) But, it turns out those poindexters aren't all they're cracked up to be."

2 Suicide Headaches: 5 Realities Of The Worst Thing Ever

"Suicide headache" isn't merely a badass nickname. Death is a very real side effect of this condition. Most doctors who specialize in the field have have lost at least one patient to suicide.

1 The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/8)

Cue arguments that it's unrealistic to cast a black man as a parallel universe gunslinger in 3,2... Oh, nevermind - already started!

"The news is crafted specifically to cater to people who enjoy being angry and/or terrified."