Top Picks 04.30.2010: Saucy Muppets and Olivia Munn

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04.30.2010

The 20 Dirtiest Muppet Photos of All Time:

An interview with the lovely Olivia Munn:

Check out some graphs pertaining to the Gulf Coast oil spill:

It's your last chance to score some Bonnaroo tickets from

5 Things to Love About the Kentucky Derby:

The Funniest News Anchor Fails of All Time:

In honor of the newest Nightmare movie, here's Kreuger's most messed up kills:

Oooh! You just been served! (By an animal):

What honest cyber sex looks like:

Playboy helps to reveal new World Cup jerseys. Our interest in the event has definitely spiked:

That's right Sonic, hook 'em while they're young:

An Indiana grandmother is having a baby with her grandson. Jesus Christ:

10 Board Game Movies That Should Never Be Made:

Awesome movie show downs between man and beast:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: An explanation of the nose game for those of you who didn't have a childhood.
Submitted by RevertSpecially in the Mirth Canal.

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04.28.2010

It's a trap!:

Video Game Obituaries:

The 13 Most Ridiculous Sitcom Mysteries Of All Time :

There is no end to the hilarity on Craigslist:

Excellent Old School Science Models:

Top 10 Legendary Warriors:

10 Great Overlooked Performances in Comic Book Films and TV Shows:

A World Cup scandal? Already?:

You know you can't stop smelling this stuff:

What would you do if your car was stolen, pimped out and returned to you?:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Fried spiders. Yes, fried spiders.
Submitted by wophugus in the Mirth Canal.

04.26.2010

If Jim Carrey and Conan O'Brien can't bring a tear to your eye, then you're inhuman:

The 11 Funniest Unintentionally-Sexual Books Of All Time:

50 awesome photos given to us from the Internet:

The 15 Greatest Athlete Jumps of All Time:

And another child's life is forever ruined by the Internet:

Accurate Carnival Signs:

Creamwolf:

A Teabaggers Analysis of the New $100 Bill:

14 Guilty Pleasure Movies:

The 25 Funniest Fake Video Game Covers:

Dana Hamm: beach bunny and citizen soldier (NSFW):

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: 1998 in chess!
Submitted by Arthurdent42 in the Mirth Canal.

04.23.2010

10 WTF Movie Endings:

Adrianne Curry meets sci-fi. Hell. Yes:

If Stoners Named TV Shows:

10 Glorious Gifs to Kickstart Your Weekend:

The Most Absurd Break-Up Letters Of All Time:

How to give yourself a heart attack:

If sports figures were superheroes:

20 Sexy Celebrity Mermaids:

Hey, how about a Michael Jackson doll or two?:

For those of you addicted to Mountain Dew and Fritos, this article is for you:

Need to break yourself of that awful Oreo habit? Click here:

A five-step guide to being a master at beer pong:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Are people really unclear about what a concert t-shirt is?
Submitted by Optimist With Doubts in the Mirth Canal.

04.21.2010

Awesome video game street art:

10 Most Secretarial Moments:

The evolution of company logos:

11 Coolest Crossovers In Movies:

Memos to the Battlestar Galatica:

The key to Disney's success? Cut and paste:

The Craziest Things "Celebrities" Have Ever Said About Obama:

Say hello to the Bonergizer:

Ranking the 20 Hottest Mistresses in Sports:

Do women cause earthquakes?:

Are these Simpsons tats awesome, or just straight retarded?:

Apparently women dig monotone voices:

"Looks like you wrote 'their' instead of 'there.'" "I'm sorry, please don-" "Three more years in jail!":

Are ROFLspiders the newest and most terrifying Internet meme?:
Thanks to VoodooTissue and RogerRamjet in the Mirth Canal.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: U-S-A! U-S-A!
Submitted by Mister Fahrenheit in the Mirth Canal.

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04.19.2010

Did your city make the list of Top 29 to live in? Find out:

Presenting your childhood:

The Funniest Protest Signs of 2010:

Oh hey there, Olivia Munn:

IAB's inaugural "Picture This" contest:

10 Coolest Action Figures Ever Made:

The makers of the Snuggie strike again:

An excellent rendition of the Star Wars theme:

20 Funniest Strip Club Names of All Time:

The 5 Games That Would Make Project Natal Worthwhile:

Girl Power Space Rendezvous:

Cristiano Ronaldo's 20 Hottest Girlfriends:

This car will kick your ass:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The last veteran of the Crimean War died six years ago.
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04.16.2010

These animals are awesome:

The Greatest Detention Slips of All Time:

Unfortunately, the new Photoshop cannot make Olivia Munn naked:

Can't print with your iPad? Not a problem:

Psycho Dog Man Barks His Way Into Our Hearts... and Nightmares:

10 Coolest Action Figures Ever Made:

Apparently the cereal box puzzle designer has some regrets:

When athletes sing horribly:

The 50 Most Popular Women on the Web:

These are the worst mascots ever:

The 50 Sexiest MMA Girls:

What your dong says about you:

Apparently DOB looks like a sex offender. And he's a celebrity:
Thanks to wanderabeiter in the Mirth Canal.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Swaim doesn't have is own page, but the pooper-scooper does.
Submitted by Truthiness in the Mirth Canal.

04.14.2010

6 Things We Can All Agree With:

Famous people who'd look good with mustaches:

The Dark Side of the Force Has Its Perks:

The party quickly turned tragic when the sumo wrestler revealed his true identity:

The Most Epic Cross Stitches Ever:

When creative writing goes wrong:

5 Kick Ass Real Life Super Heroes:

How the typical COD conversation sounds:

10 foods you probably shouldn't eat while driving:

The 5 Saddest Teams in the NFL:

Lineball: A game you'll love and hate all at once:

Here's a little Tim and Eric for you:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Get to know your fan fiction.
Submitted by benfromcanada in the Mirth Canal.

04.12.2010

The Most Ridiculous Movie Adaptations: Proof That Hollywood's Out Of Ideas:

The Super Shitty Classmates:

10 Kick Ass Toys You Had as a Kid:

Top 10 Most Disappointing Video Games:

The MLB's 10 Biggest Headcases:

Braille boobies are finally a reality:

25 photos loaded with randomness:

Hipster Kitten Speaks the Truth:

10 Most Ununderstanble Moments:

Jessica Simpson: No make-up, no bra, still hot:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Get your tag team wrestling career jump started with this list.
Submitted by SoftOath in the Mirth Canal.

04.09.2010

10 Toys a Grown Up Geek Would Love:

25 Awesome Haircuts:

The Top 10 Tiger Woods Commercials:

Outrageous Google Trends That Make Us Question Humanity:

The 8 Most Annoying Facebook Event Invitations:

Listen, Ohio, we, uh... we need to have a little talk...:

It started with a single bucket of water... and erupted into a war:

21 Women Caught Sexually Harassing Men:

11 Shadiest SkyMall Spy Products:

The Kids of Willy Wonka:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Either the person who made this page really loves bacon or we're all doomed.
Submitted by StrangeHoney in the Mirth Canal.

04.07.2010

DVD Commentary: The Movie:

The proper way to deal with a Twilight-obsessed friend:

When play-fighting goes wrong:

6 80s Shows That Should Still Be On TV:

10 Games That April Delivers for Spring:

wants to give you two tickets to Bonnaroo.

The 15 worst finishers in wrestling history:

To all you Dew-drinking WoW, all that soda may be damaging your nuts:

Celebrities And Their Animal Look-Alikes:

What's cuter than babies? Babies dressed as baby animals:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Tired of using the term "cougar"? There are plenty of alternatives.
Submitted by GishFace in the Mirth Canal.

04.05.2010

We'd probably have more respect for our law enforcement officials if they were all monkeys:

Tofu Hunter. The Nuge approves:

Baseball is officially here. Time to check out some MLB WAGs:

10 Fictional Sporting Events We'd Pay Good Money to Attend:

Are you a master Photoshopper? Marginally amateurish with MS Paint? Our Comics Contest is for everyone, with 50 bones going to the best entry. This week's subject:

20 Awesome Songs for the Sci-Fi Lover:

Batman has a drinking problem:

The Most Absurd Warning Labels Of All Time:

The new Predators fucking rule:

The 25 Dirtiest Newspaper Headlines of All Time

There is nothing the porn industry won't make a movie about:

Apparently the Queens PD likes to get those vandals while they're young:
Thanks to nchammer326 in the Mirth Canal.

Tennessee: Where sharks and octopi apparently go to die:

25 Funny Crucifixions:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Actuaries in fiction. This truly falls under the "who gives a fuck?" category.
Submitted by FlyingSquid in the Mirth Canal.

04.01.2010

15 Last-Minute April Fools' Pranks You Can Pull Off:

Are these pranks funny or mean?:

Oxford and Webster have come out with new punctuation marks:

Happy April Fools' Day from:

An explanation about Google's vowel shortage:

Glenn Beck fans receive a costly prank:
Thanks to Theta in the Mirth Canal.

Perez Hilton reports on Sarah Jessica Parker's Death:

Ladies and gentlemen, the next Reggie Smith:

Deadspin Editor-in-Chief gets a DUI:

Monster spotted off the coast of Japan:

Simon Cowell is engaged. Sadly, this is real:

We're keeping track of today's pranks so you don't have to: PWoT Mirth Canal
Thanks to Vig in the Mirth Canal.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The Homepage
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