This is the most badass alphabet on the planet: [Unreality]
The 9 Most Awesomely Lame After School Specials: [Huffington Post]
10 awesome gifs to kickstart the weekend: [The Chive]
A failing attempt to impress the professor: [i am bored]
Turns out human beings and video games have something in common: [College Humor]
The Sexy 16: The Hottest Athlete Bracket: [Bleacher Report]
8 Coolest Ways to Time Travel: [Mania]
Check out when AS will be hosting a block party in your neck of the woods: [Adult Swim]
Six NES Games That Need to Be Remade NOW: [Asylum]
Is the next Photoshop going to totally rule?: [The Next Web]
Thanks to David Wong in the Mirth Canal.
Are you living in Bigdicksville? Results from this survey will let you know: [LemonDrop]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The small penis rule is a real thing.
Submitted by RocketRobinhood in the Mirth Canal.
10 more reasons the U.S. is loaded with fatties: [The Chive]
Is this cake inappropriate? Or is it the greatest ever?: [i am bored]
Nintendo's going 3D. Fuck yes: [Ask Men]
7 Rejected Berenstain Bears Titles: [College Humor]
The Most WTF Billboards Of All Time: [Huffington Post]
Erin Andrews On Dancing With The Stars: Her Hottest Dresses: [Bleacher Report]
The Movie Maven gives us a recap of SXSW: [Mania]
11 Old School WWF Wrestlers With the Worst Side Jobs: [11 Points]
ATHF's Carl weighs in on March Madness: [Adult Swim]
This is why oranges are the best fruit ever: [TopCultured]
This virtual choir is the tits: [YouTube]
Thanks to FlyingSquid in the Mirth Canal.
Who doesn't love watching celebrities resisting arrest?: [The Frisky]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Math jokes. Just math jokes.
Submitted by Siafu in the Mirth Canal.
Finally, a scientific explanation for college: [College Humor]
These are the people you need to punch in the jeans for screwing up your March Madness bracket: [Bleacher Report]
The 10 Greatest NCAA Tourney Buzzer Beaters of All Time: [Man O Fest]
It was Cheech versus Anderson Cooper (and some comedian) on Jeopardy. Find out who won: [Asylum]
The Most Inappropriate Vanity Plates of All Time: [Huffington Post]
20 Photos to Make You Smile: [The Chive]
Disney is now taking applications for breast inspector: [NY Post]
Thanks to Donal in the Mirth Canal.
10 Upcoming Directors New Movie Compatibility Test: [Mania]
Top 10 Things Bosses Love to Hear: [Ask Men]
If there's one thing professors hate, it's the fucking Chicken Dance: [lemondrop]
T-Pain wants to do reverse cowgirl with you: [The Frisky]
One man takes his love for Die Hard to a bafflingly terrible level: [Unreality]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: An information overload on the word "Thou."
Submitted by ArthurDent42 in the Mirth Canal.