Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.

03.31.2010

Internet Math:

10 Crappiest Birthdays on

The Creepiest Children's Books Ever:

10 more animated gifs to help you through your days:

10 Crazy Facts About Breast Implants:

6 Degrees From The Clash to Clash of the Titans:

Gary Busey directs Gary Busey:

Chewbacca is just a regular wookiee like the rest of the people living in Vermont:

This is why we love Dave Grohl:

The Hottest Women of Wrestlemania 26:

Bees are mysteriously disappearing. Our guess: Someone is building an army:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Superheroes and supervillians that don't have any powers. Wait, what?
Submitted by Silent Sam in the Mirth Canal.

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03.29.2010

14 old school ads that make us question our grandparents:

Stormtroopers are badass:

The little Chatroulette Bastard:
submitted by PJ.

10 Sexy Athletes That Could Be the Next Bond Girl:

The Most Ridiculous "Very Special" Sitcom Episodes Of All Time:

The 10 Craziest Public Access Shows In America:

6 Most Racist Casting Decisions in Film History:

These photos of the drunk and disorderly prove folks were more enlightened back then, given they had a separate category for mustaches:
Thanks to Ralf Bakr in the Mirth Canal.

The Sims Expansion Packs Get a Little Too Realistic:

7 Rules to a Successful Road Trip:

25 Awesome Moon Bounces:

The 50 Greatest Celebrity O Faces of All Time:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Bone up on your unofficial holidays and have an excuse to skip work.
Submitted by RevertSpecially in the Mirth Canal.

03.26.2010

This is the most badass alphabet on the planet:

The 9 Most Awesomely Lame After School Specials:

10 awesome gifs to kickstart the weekend:

A failing attempt to impress the professor:

Turns out human beings and video games have something in common:

The Sexy 16: The Hottest Athlete Bracket:

8 Coolest Ways to Time Travel:

Check out when AS will be hosting a block party in your neck of the woods:

Six NES Games That Need to Be Remade NOW:

Is the next Photoshop going to totally rule?:
Thanks to David Wong in the Mirth Canal.

Are you living in Bigdicksville? Results from this survey will let you know:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The small penis rule is a real thing.
Submitted by RocketRobinhood in the Mirth Canal.

03.24.2010

10 more reasons the U.S. is loaded with fatties:

Is this cake inappropriate? Or is it the greatest ever?:

Nintendo's going 3D. Fuck yes:

7 Rejected Berenstain Bears Titles:

The Most WTF Billboards Of All Time:

Erin Andrews On Dancing With The Stars: Her Hottest Dresses:

The Movie Maven gives us a recap of SXSW:

11 Old School WWF Wrestlers With the Worst Side Jobs:

ATHF's Carl weighs in on March Madness:

This is why oranges are the best fruit ever:

This virtual choir is the tits:
Thanks to FlyingSquid in the Mirth Canal.

Who doesn't love watching celebrities resisting arrest?:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Math jokes. Just math jokes.
Submitted by Siafu in the Mirth Canal.

03.22.2010

Finally, a scientific explanation for college:

These are the people you need to punch in the jeans for screwing up your March Madness bracket:

The 10 Greatest NCAA Tourney Buzzer Beaters of All Time:

It was Cheech versus Anderson Cooper (and some comedian) on Jeopardy. Find out who won:

The Most Inappropriate Vanity Plates of All Time:

20 Photos to Make You Smile:

Disney is now taking applications for breast inspector:
Thanks to Donal in the Mirth Canal.

10 Upcoming Directors New Movie Compatibility Test:

Top 10 Things Bosses Love to Hear:

If there's one thing professors hate, it's the fucking Chicken Dance:

T-Pain wants to do reverse cowgirl with you:

One man takes his love for Die Hard to a bafflingly terrible level:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: An information overload on the word "Thou."
Submitted by ArthurDent42 in the Mirth Canal.

03.19.2010

Retracting the Ridiculous: The Funniest News Corrections Ever:

The 40 Hottest Alumni of March Madness:

How to survive March Madness:

"Should I use the turnstyle? Or just McTwist the barrier?":

What Mark Zuckerberg will do to your Facebook account when you question his motives:

Have you missed Gladstone? Well check out his latest HBN:

Jetpack Jackass:

This is the time traveling guide Einstein would use if he were still alive:

There is not a woman on this planet sexier than Tina Fey:

10 Actors who Stood Out Like Sore Thumbs in Period Films:

These animals are better at sports than you are:

"Sir there are girls fighting each other over at ORHS." "SHIT! Send everything we have at them!":

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: It's Iowa's largest frying pan.
Submitted by StrangeHoney in the Mirth Canal.

03.17.2010

The Nightmare Before St. Patrick's Day:

This will never get old: a Leprechaun sighting in Mobile, AL leads to borderline insane hilarity:

The Most Ridiculous Things Dyed Green For St. Patrick's Day:

Need a guide on which drinks to buy today? Well, here you go:

22 photos of people who clearly hit the sauce too early today:

15 of the Hottest March Madness Fans:

Incredible Hulks have penises, Dora the Explorers have... penises also? What?:

10 Unforgettable TV Series Finales:

This fellow is clearly British:

Today, harmonicas have officially become awesome:

Don't throw your beer cans out today, give them to Lady GaGa:

The 10 Strangest Looking Actresses in Hollywood:

Make sure you swing by the forums to show off how Irish you are:
Thanks to zimmer.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: If Warwick Davis ever comes to your house dressed as the Leprechaun, this is how you defeat him.
Submit your mind-blowing page in the Mirth Canal.

03.15.2010

The Top 10 Outlaw Girlfriends:

The Richest Cartoon Characters Of All Time: Who's Got The Most Cash?:

5 Phone Apps For College:

"Oh yeah, finally gonna see some boobs on ChatRoule- aw, goddamnit.":

Proof that humanity is circling the drain: This woman is attempting to tip the scales at 1,000-pounds. Bonus proof: People are actually paying to watch:
Thanks to Mister Farenheit in the Mirth Canal.

Attack of the FUPA:

A company is making talking headstones. In this day and age, there's no way this could possibly go wrong:

10 Most Cathartic Movie Villain Defeats:

Bananas are about to get ca-razy!:

Here are some tips on how to fill out your NCAA bracket (we've picked Vermont to go all the way this year):

How about a little love for King of the Hill:

Take note: If you plan on wearing a ridiculous costume, also plan on not getting arrested:

25 Atomic Wedgies:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Having trouble figuring out who to go to for sage advice? There's a page for that.
Submitted by RevertSpecially in the Mirth Canal.

03.12.2010

Make-up? Or liar's powder?:

The stinkiest lightsaber duel ever:

The Most Ridiculous Amazon Suggests Of All Time:

10 Awful TV Theme Songs You Can't Get Out of Your Head:

The 10 Greatest Moments in Fat Guy Dancing History:

Monday night wars, part two. Does anyone care about wrestling, still?:

Holy Taco wants to give you a Wii!:

Man, Carl is pissed about the Oscars:

The best paying jobs in America (Infographic):

Pokemon in real life:

Live-action Elmer Fudd versus Bugs Bunny (kind of):

Who'd You Rather?: Oscar Edition:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The zany adventures of Parliament Funkadelic.
Submitted by StrangeHoney in the Mirth Canal.

03.10.2010

Rest in Peace, Corey Haim, you king of vampire slayers:

Did anyone else know that Chuck Norris is 70-years old today?:

4 online activities made obsolete by ChatRoulette:

Top 10 Worst Sucker Punches in Sports History:

20 Reasons Why Dogs Bite Humans:

The Price Is Creepy: Bob Barker's Sexual Harassment Greatest Hits:

9 Former Wussy Actors Turned Badass:

Are you having tons of sex and also have a ton of cash to blow? No? Well check these expensive condom holders out anyway:

We don't care how short these buses are, we'd still ride in them:

Guys, have you ever wondered if, whilst naked, you looked at what you're doing. Now you'll know:
Thanks to JustinFragapane in the Mirth Canal.

The 12 Best Raps From

Some times nature can be really fucking awesome:

Someone needs to teach this police officer the rules of Twister:

Misfortune Cookies:

What's better than sucker punches? Cat fights. Me-ow:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: We're not exactly sure why Phineas Quimby has his own page, but man does that beard rule.
Submitted by Silent Sam in the Mirth Canal.

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03.08.2010

The 7 Lamest Moments From Last Night's Oscars:

Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2010:

Have you seen the new Iron Man 2 trailer? No? Feast and salivate:

Your Oscar round-up:

25 Hot Oscar Winners:

Best of the Best Pictures:

11 painful animated gifs:

ChatRoulette, 1200 AD:

"Would you like some condoms in your doggy bag?":

Star Wars in the real world:

Apparently the BBC has its priorities straight:

If you're in Gastonia and thinking about cheeseburgers, watch the fuck out:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Every one whose name was even farted in the bible.
Submitted by MontyPrime in the Mirth Canal.

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03.05.2010

The Movie Maven returns to review March's movies. In a two-piece. And in a hot tub. Why haven't you clicked this yet?:

28 antique robots:

From the writer and director of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus comes Polar Bear Payback:

The Funniest (And Weirdest) Google Ads Of All Time :

The 50 Biggest Screw-Ups in Sports History:

25 photos of incredible lawn art:

Legend of Zelda FML:

Kid Rock and 5 Other Unqualified Fox News Contributors:

A Lego re-creation of New York City:

Stephen Fry has something to say about the Catholic Church:
Thanks to FlyingSquid in the Mirth Canal.

How the Average American Man Spends His Day:

11 Ways of Looking at Lindsay Lohan's Butt:

More evidence that lawyers can be absolutely despicable:

A review of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Nightrider, dabbaba, threeleaper? What the fuck is going on in this page?
Submitted by ralf23 in the Mirth Canal.

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03.03.2010

The Twitter accounts of your favorite video game characters:

These are the raddest ghetto blasters ever:

This sidewalk art will blow your mind:

If you've ever wondered how dinosaurs bumped uglies, here's your opportunity to find out:

The Force Unleashed: Lego Edition:
Thanks to NavigatorPlus2001 in the Mirth Canal.

10 Revealing Movie Mistakes:

Do epic shit:

The Old Spice dude has some dating advice for you:

A detached penis has gone missing. Godspeed, you brave phallus. Godspeed:

Are you a fattie? Well guess what? It's not good for you:

12 Most Spectacular Villain Deaths:

These kids are really fucking tired:

Is Leryn Franco the hottest athlete ever?:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: the most blazingly idiotic example of a barefaced lie.
Submitted by Logical Penguin in the Mirth Canal.

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03.01.2010

The 10 Best Olympic Moments from Vancouver:

A gallery of figure skaters who look like monsters:

The AS News: Down With Ice Dancing:

26 photos of questionable figure skating moves:

How to fail at curling on the Wii:

The Internet Kama Sutra:

25 Fingers With Funny Faces:

Top 10 Common Etiquette Mistakes:

15 Reasons Why March Will Be Epic for Games:

The official first episode of Axe Cop. Holy shit:
Thanks to Schroeder in the Mirth Canal.

5 Signs You're Getting Old:

These are the women who should play Wonder Woman. At the same time. In our office. Preferably tomorrow:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Apparently, curling is cursed.
Submitted by Truthiness in the Mirth Canal.

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