Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.
Check out last Saturday's White Ninja on Cracked wherein White Ninja Spends the Weekend at the Lake, or if you're feeling especially Marty McFly, take a trip back to the Saturday before whence White Ninja Smelt a Dog. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.