Starting today, we'll be publishing an all new White Ninja Comic every weekend on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.
Check out more White Ninja Comics (unless you want to get something accomplished today, in which case we don't recommend it).
It's time for these fictional characters to have some accountability.
Some things that appear fun and wacky have dark secrets at their core.
We're not sure if these ideas are awful or awesome.
Most deleted scenes were deleted with good reason.