Starting today, we'll be publishing an all new White Ninja Comic every weekend on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.
Check out more White Ninja Comics (unless you want to get something accomplished today, in which case we don't recommend it).
Fool me once ...
Not everyone WANTS to be famous.
Tour guides don't tell you all the gruesome stuff that goes down at famous locations.