10

Anaconda

The lines that got our hopes up:

GARY
"Is it just me or does the jungle make you really, really horny?"

WARREN
"a*****e in one."

9

What Lies Beneath

The lines that got our hopes up:

CLAIRE
"Pick up any dudes yet?"

JODY
"I have one in the trunk!"

8

The Punisher

The lines that got our hopes up:

7

Shooter

The lines that got our hopes up:

BOB
"Not hard enough."

DONNIE
"Movement. Two men. Approximately ... 40 goats."

6

There Will Be Blood

The lines that got our hopes up:

PLAINVIEW
"I do my own drilling and the men that work for me, work for me and they are men I know. I make it my business to be there and see to their work. I don't lose my tools in the hole.

"I did what your brother couldn't. I broke you and I beat you."

"I'm finished."

5

A Few Good Men

The lines that got our hopes up:

4

Holes

The lines that got our hopes up:

ZIG-ZAG
"He's not going to take it. Come here--eat the cookie."

MAGNET
"Pick a hole, any hole."

3

Kicking and Screaming

The lines that got our hopes up:

WESTON
"What is that haunting aroma?"

ANN
"You ease up on him."

LADY
"Look at the size of this bad boy, huh?"

2

Lorenzo's Oil

The lines that got our hopes up:

1

Big Trouble in Little China

The lines that got our hopes up: JACK "I feel pretty good. I'm not ... I'm not scared at all. I feel kind of ... feel kind of invincible." WANG CHI: "Me, too. I've got a very positive attitude about this." [pause] JACK "Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?" "We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?"

And finally, one we were relieved wasn't porn ...

Big Daddy

The lines that made us call the police:

SONNY
"Having a kid is great ... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking."