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Awesome, one of the better vids posted.
you can see the comic genius in your sweat as you say these things
ShadowWolf
He seems way more interested in the guy. Did anyone notice the raised excitement and little smile when the guy came on?
It would be hot if iJustine was commenting hehe
disappointed
what no horse porn? Wow I guess he's only been looking at porn for about 3 weeks.
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Heyden
WOW. Only would have been better with "Bill Lumberg" from Office Space....
Female
That was some funny shit
FuDy
That was enough for me, thnx mait, now i feel reliev ...
Boris
LMAO @ linkin park at the end
Having Ben Stein doing this would have been much funnier.
davis
pffft lol freaken hilarious
Jason
If this were an internal combustion engine, we'd be going 20-25 miles per hour.
Victoria
i love you!
Hahaha...
lol
Fucking genius unlike this inane comment. Not worthy.
elmer
seems a lot like pornfortheblind.org
Bob
This is Genius!! "Have you ever seen the starter wife?"
Mike is right
about Brum's comment.
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