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2/2/2009 11:01:07 AM
plinthcourse

"ooh,he's a tough customer!" Cute!

12/6/2008 5:26:36 PM
Nyxi

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7/2/2008 7:29:24 PM
blacksally

Awesome, one of the better vids posted.

4/20/2008 9:34:06 AM
MichaelFurlong

you can see the comic genius in your sweat as you say these things

4/5/2008 6:48:34 PM
has_mny_cracks

He seems way more interested in the guy. Did anyone notice the raised excitement and little smile when the guy came on?

2/17/2008 6:27:01 PM
ShadowWolf

It would be hot if iJustine was commenting hehe

1/14/2008 12:09:52 AM
onlocash

what no horse porn? Wow I guess he's only been looking at porn for about 3 weeks.

1/13/2008 1:14:44 PM
disappointed

Thanks Michael for that subtle yet powerful porn description. It got me to a full erection, but was too brief to culminate to ejaculation. I could play it over and over again, but I guess it's kind of dumb if I would have to resort to such cheap thrill for a f*****g release of manjuice. Haha!

12/23/2007 6:34:26 PM
IAlmostCame

WOW. Only would have been better with "Bill Lumberg" from Office Space....

12/13/2007 7:24:17 AM
Heyden

That was some funny s**t

12/11/2007 10:57:10 PM
Female

That was enough for me, thnx mait, now i feel reliev ...

12/11/2007 10:00:01 AM
FuDy

LMAO @ linkin park at the end

11/24/2007 4:14:02 PM
Boris

Having Ben Stein doing this would have been much funnier.

11/22/2007 8:08:25 AM
wetspot

pffft lol freaken hilarious

11/17/2007 2:36:00 AM
davis

If this were an internal combustion engine, we'd be going 20-25 miles per hour.

11/13/2007 8:03:23 AM
Jason

i love you!

11/8/2007 4:32:53 PM
Victoria

Hahaha...

10/28/2007 9:00:03 PM
Synapsid

f*****g genius unlike this inane comment. Not worthy.

10/26/2007 10:34:45 PM
lol

seems a lot like pornfortheblind.org

10/25/2007 10:47:13 PM
elmer
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