This past weekend, Vice President Dick Cheney shot a man during a hunting trip. While the media is reporting that quail was the quarry, CRACKED has learned that the Vice President was, in fact, hunting bigger game.
The victim, who has been hospitalized and is in stable condition, reportedly made an off-color Halliburton joke. Cheney responded, "I've shot men for less," and then proceeded to actually shoot him.
CRACKED has uncovered a history of violence on the part of the Vice President, which we present here as a public service.
These guys make the Joker look like a well-adjusted citizen.
You can't take it with you. So, they didn't.
A lot of medical problems read like horror movie scripts.
Oh boy, let's take a deep dive.
Revenge is a lot of things, but most often, it's just a knee-jerk reaction.