This past weekend, Vice President Dick Cheney shot a man during a hunting trip. While the media is reporting that quail was the quarry, CRACKED has learned that the Vice President was, in fact, hunting bigger game.
The victim, who has been hospitalized and is in stable condition, reportedly made an off-color Halliburton joke. Cheney responded, "I've shot men for less," and then proceeded to actually shoot him.
CRACKED has uncovered a history of violence on the part of the Vice President, which we present here as a public service.
You don't make astonishing amounts of money without ending up a jerk in some way.
Being at the top of your game can really drag you down.
Even our most popular forms of entertainment can treat their employees like absolute trash.
Sometimes our big, dumb brains are just flat-out wrong.