Earlier this week, pop MIUWF (Mom I Used to Want to Fuck) Britney Spears shocked the international community when paparazzi snapped pictures of her driving her car while her baby son, Sean Preston, sat in her lap
sans child seat. Spears claimed that she sped away suddenly to escape a "horrifying, frightful encounter with the paparazzi," although we suspect she was trying to escape a horrifying, frightful encounter with the absence of cigarettes and tacos. Though LA County Sheriff officials say they're not planning on charging Spears with negligence, we bet it' still safer for little Sean to be an adorable human pinball in mama' lap than it is for him to be home alone with the retarded man who spawned him.
Opie meet Oprah!Oprah Winfrey has signed a three-year, $55 million deal with XM Radio
. As part of the deal, Winfrey will host a weekly radio show with her "best friend" Gayle King
, as well as provide informative programming on "self-improvement", "health" and "getting white people to do whatever you tell them to do in every medium known to man." Break-Up Season Continues
And they say that breaking up is hard to do"Â¦ Joining the list of recent Hollywood split-ups like Sheryl Crow & Lance Armstrong