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Now that he' conquered the world of making music for teenagers who hate their parents, shock rocker Marilyn Manson is reportedly starring as author Lewis Carroll in an "art house horror" film adaptation of Alice in Wonderland. Let' hope he' better in this movie than he was in Jawbreaker.
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