Two Guidos Named JoeJoey Buttafuoco, the Long Island goomba
best known for his vast collection of parachute pants, will be reuniting with his ex-wife Mary Jo-and Amy Fisher, the ex-lover who allegedly shot MJ in the head upon his request-for a TV special. Though no network has jumped to air it yet, we're sure Fox is only looking for a way to get them onto an ice rink……Meanwhile, plucky little 62-year-old actor Joe Pesci
reportedly punched a 24-year-old fan in the mouth for taking his picture. After the Casino star repeatedly turned down requests for a photo op in a Florida parking lot, college student Juan Carlos Montenegro began snapping pics anyway. The diminutive not-so-goodfella became annoyed and snapped, "You shouldn't have been interrupting my business," before punching Montenegro in the upper lip. Lesson learned: don't mess with cousin Vinny.
Baby Brangelina Watch
Though we haven't checked in on odds with our bookie Jimmy Vegas, we're already starting to think about betting pools based on the Golden Child's sex. Life & Style magazine is reporting
that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will have a baby girl in May, while Us Weekly states
that the Messiah will be born a boy. Forget the Super Bowl, this is where the real action is.