CITY OR STATE THAT I'D MOST LIKE TO SEE WIPED OFF THE MAP: Newark, New Jersey
MOVIE I COULDN'T BELIEVE EVER GOT MADE: "
CURRENT CELEBRITY MASTURBATION FODDER: "I believe sex between consenting adults is a beautiful thing-I'd like to have sex between the Olsen twins."
PERSONAL DREAM PROJECT: "I quit touring and the audience comes to me."
IF I WASN'T DOING COMEDY, I'D BE: "A millionaire TV evangelist, because I believe in a God. (God to me is like a female orgasm, I believe in it, but I can't prove it exists.)"
FINE, I'LL ADMIT IT: "Jenny McCarthy actually played a stripper/dental hygienist, and while she gave me a lapdance she was flossing her teeth and wrapping the used floss around my head. I saved the floss and gave it to my friends, who probably abused it in some perverted manner because it had been in Jenny McCarthy' mouth."
Spanky' website is www.menaresluts.com and make friends with him if you dare at www.myspace.com/campuscomic
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