CROWD I'M MOST LIKELY TO BOMB IN FRONT OF
Any crowd composed of all white people. I do a lot of jokes about race and religion and if uptight white people can't see a black guy laughing to validate that it' okay, they then just kinda pucker up their assholes and wince. But put one laughing black guy in the front and these idiots go nuts... I wish they could see just how racist that is! In any case... I say it in my act, "One black guy makes it funny... two black people"Â¦that' a situation!"
CITY OR STATE THAT I'D MOST LIKE TO SEE WIPED OFF THE MAP
Washington DC. No, I'm not some anarchist, but politics annoy me. I have no solutions but I know that I have never killed anyone and I take responsibility for all of my actions. Yes, it' preachy and idealistic, but it' the only way I know how to live. That place is just rhetoric, anger, and humidity -- all three of which chafe my sac.
MOVIE I COULDN'T BELIEVE EVER GOT MADE
Kangaroo Jack. I don't know what' harder to believe: a kangaroo rapping or trusting a black guy with $50,000. C'mon!
CURRENT CELEBRITY MASTURBATION FODDER
I actually love Gina Lynn. But lately I have some leftover pics from my ex that I've been using to pay "tribute" to her. What can I say, I'm a sentimental guy. (Relax, Sonya, they will NEVER be made available to the public).