IF I WASN'T DOING COMEDY, I'D BE: "Successful, making a lot of money, living in a nice house, driving a nice car, having relationships with women long enough to remember their name. And... completely miserable."
CELEBRITY MASTURBATION FODDER: "Give me a break, guys. I want to use this piece for my press kit! Oh, alright: Wilma Flintstone, Marcia Brady, Alice Kramden, Gladys Kravitz, Laverne & Shirley, Jeannie, Morticia Adams, Aunt Esther, Sweet Polly Purebread, Ginger & Mary Anne, Mrs. Howell, Samantha Stevens, Leiutenant Uhura, Judy Jetson, Olive Oyl, Ethel Mertz, Edith Bunker, Marliyn Munster, Rhoda, Penny Robinson, Chrissy Snow, Catwoman, Creepella, Weezie Jefferson, Betty Rubble, Little Cindy Who, Penelope Pitstop, Lois Lane, Vanna White, Wonder Woman, Elly May, Maude, Witchiepoo."
FINE, I'LL ADMIT IT: "Am I the only one who thinks Martha Stewart looks hot after doing prison time?"
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