Dexter StallworthCURRENT BASE OF OPERATIONS:
New York CityBUT I'M ORIGINALLY FROM:
BrooklynYOU KNOW ME FROM:
"The one commercial I did, and if you have a VCR with a slow motion button, you could see me as an extra in many films."MY FIRST TIME ON STAGE:
"At the original Improvisation in Hell's Kitchen. It was like sex for the first time. I was terrified and nervous, but I still kept going and it was over too soon."BEST GIG I EVER HAD:
"Any gig where everyone is laughing."CROWD I'M MOST LIKELY TO BOMB IN FRONT OF:
"All my ex-girlfriends. They know me too well."
CITY OR STATE THAT I'D MOST LIKE TO SEE WIPED OFF THE MAP:
"There's two: South Dakota and West Virginia. South Dakota because it is not really south; it' in the upper Midwest. They should either just call it one giant North Dakota or they should change the names to Upper Dakota and Lower Dakota. West Virginia because it' not really very far west. It should be called 'Virginia to the Left' or 'Left Virginia.'"MOVIE I COULDN'T BELIEVE EVER GOT MADE: The Wizard of Oz
. "They see all of this weird and amazing stuff on their way to see the Wizard, and yet they never manage to see any black people. Could you imagine the pitch meeting? A house falls on a bad witch, the lead character has to follow a yellow brick road, she runs across a talking Scarecrow, Lion and Tin Man, they all go by Munchkins and see flying witches and after all that, they see nobody black."