CURRENT CELEBRITY MASTURBATION FODDER: "My Top 3: BeyoncÃ©, because she' dating a guy from Brooklyn and I'm from Brooklyn. He' a rapper, I listen to rap and she' got me going crazy right now. Halle Berry, because she says the ultimate line, 'Make me feel good.' Janet Jackson, for making every Super Bowl Halftime Show pale in comparison."
PERSONAL DREAM PROJECT: "To be in a movie where BeyoncÃ©, Halle Berry and Janet Jackson are all chasing after me and they get me. And I'd also waive my $20 million fee to do this project because I care about my craft."
IF I WASN'T DOING COMEDY, I'D BE: ""Â¦the funniest salesman in a retail store."
FINE, I'LL ADMIT IT: "I was BeyoncÃ©' jump-off, but I was tired of playing second fiddle, so I had to cut her off. And I was the second shooter on the grassy knoll."
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