BEST GIG I EVER HAD
I consider the worst gigs to be the best ones. If you can do well in really awful conditions, that' your best gig. Mine was in a dive bar in Lomita, CA. A woman sitting at the bar was punched in the face by a huge Samoan man. Blood was spurting out of her nose right as I was called on stage. It was awful. Dealing with the bloody-faced woman, calming people down, then eventually getting them to laugh was a huge victory. And yes, I got an escort to my car.
CROWD I'M MOST LIKELY TO BOMB IN FRONT OF
Children. They're just not that bright.
CITY OR STATE THAT I'D MOST LIKE TO SEE WIPED OFF THE MAP
I've always had contempt for Beverly Hills. Hopefully Andrew Lloyd Weber is skipping down Rodeo Drive when the wiping happens.
CURRENT CELEBRITY MASTURBATION FODDER
Anthony Bourdain, John Goodman, Luke Wilson and Benicio Del Toro.
FOOD THAT TASTES THE WORST WHEN IT'S PUKED BACK UP
Um, all of it"Â¦?
PERSONAL DREAM PROJECT
Wes Anderson writes and directs something where I play a Kung Fu spy who assassinates bad guys, like Uma Thurman' character in Kill Bill. It' a murder comedy and all my friends get a part in the movie. Or a sketch show with all my dopey comedian friends doing stuff we think is really funny.
IF I WASN'T DOING COMEDY, I'D BE
A lawyer. Like my mom always wanted.
FINE, I'LL ADMIT IT
I think fat guys are hot. Not even joking.
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