CROWD I'M MOST LIKELY TO BOMB IN FRONT OF: "Any crowd that has ridiculous ideals. The religious fundamentalist folk that think crap like, 'Being gay is a sin.' If they're dumb enough to believe that horseshit, then they're probably too dumb for me to have an intelligent connection with them."
CITY OR STATE THAT I'D MOST LIKE TO SEE WIPED OFF THE MAP: Most places. "It's not the cities and states themselves, it's the people that f**k them up. But if I had to pick one: South Beach in Florida. That's the most despicable place on Earth. Just a bunch of whiskey dicks trying to f**k a bunch of fake tits in clubs playing music so infantile it sounds like it was crafted by the drug-ridden brains of the people who dance to it. f**k that place."
MOVIE I COULDN'T BELIEVE EVER GOT MADE: "To this day I can't believe Cannonball Run 2 got made. Did you ever see Cannonball Run? What a piece of s**t! And I love everybody who was in it. But goddamn! It's a disaster. So the fact that the studio actually watched it and said, 'Yeah, let's do the sequel,' astonishes me. I think there might be a part three! If there is, then that film will automatically become my answer to this question."
CURRENT CELEBRITY MASTURBATION FODDER: "I really want to bang Lindsay Lohan now that's she's getting fat again."
PERSONAL DREAM PROJECT: "I always dreamed that one day I would make a film that I wrote, directed and starred in, ala Woody Allen. It would be amazing to make something as poignant and revealing as Annie Hall or Hannah and Her Sisters."
IF I WASN'T DOING COMEDY, I'D BE: "Even more depressed than I am now."
FINE, I'LL ADMIT IT: "I really like the song All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey."
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