This oddly depressing local commercial for Bud Light and/or the Pacers includes the following comparison: "Bud Light is like Indiana basketball: good to the last dribble." This conjures images of nice heartland-bred Pacer fans so dependent on Bud Light that they'll work their tongues into empty longnecks, desperate for one last "dribble." (Plus, isn't Indianapolis technically Miller country?)
We'll be honest, we chose this clip purely on the basis of its YouTube description: "Andrew Bogut gives Joel Pryzbilla a facial." As if that potential visual wasn't distressing enough, imagine said "facial" being accompanied by the Aussie Bogut exclaiming, "Ohh "Â¦ CRIKEY!"
How far have the Hawks fallen? To the point that the band featured in this ridiculous '80s highlight video-T.Grose and the Varsity, jamming on "Nothing Can Stop Us: Atlanta' Air Force"-might prove stiffer competition in the Southeast than the current Hawks roster. (Plus, we're not positive, but is that Jon Koncak blowing that hot sax solo?)
Just a heads-up, Charlotte fans: If the early season proves a struggle for emotional top draft pick Adam Morrison, you might be witness to a few tears. Or, if this sketch from The Pizza Show is accurate, a whole lot of tears. Inexplicable, unstoppable, moustache-soaking tears.
We cannot verify this guy' claim as to being the Miami Heat' biggest fan, but he is, without question, their most awkward. In the course of this webcam devotional, "Dan" continually professes worship of "Gary Pay-don" and randomly interjects that his "big-ass aspiration" is to get signed to a record deal. He also tells the story that when he played high school ball against Dwayne Wade, he whispered in Wade' ear, "I like you a lot." Please, someone put this guy on TV-he' no more unsettling than Bill Walton.