The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time
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A good rap name is like good rap: it sounds effortless without coming off sloppy, and it never tries too hard. Whether its vibe is biblical (Hova), comic book villain (Biggie Smalls) or comic book hero (Method Man); whether the name is self-imposed (Big Baby Jesus) or God-given (Kanye West and Tupac Shakur didn't really have a choice, now did they?) you know when you've heard a good rap name. And just as certainly, you know when you've heard a bad one. We count down the 25 worst.
Lil' Scrappy
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/lilscrappy.jpg)
69 Boyz
Chamillionaire
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/chamillionaire.jpg)
Bubba Sparxxx
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/sparxxx.jpg)
Birdman
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/birdman.jpg)
Tie: Snow, Vanilla Ice, Young Black Teenagers
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/vanilla.jpg)
Kidz in the Hall
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/kidzinthehall.jpg)
Dreddy Kruger
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/dreddykruger.jpg)
Cunninlynguists
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/cunninglinguists.jpg)
Noreaga
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/noreaga.jpg)
Devin the Dude
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/devin_the_dude.jpg)
Eminem
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/eminem.jpg)
Gnarls Barkley
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/gnarles_barkely.jpg)
Beelow
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/beelow.jpg)
The LOX
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/thelox.jpg)
Del tha Funkee Homosapien
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/delthefunkeehomosapien.jpg)
Kenn Starr
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/kenstarr.jpg)
Swollen Members
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/swollenmembers.jpg)
8,000 Way Tie: Irv Gotti, Yo Gotti, Big Gotti, Don Goitti, Juan Gotti, Bazooka Joe Gotti, etc"¦
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/gotti.jpg)
Rhymefest
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/rhymefest.jpg)
Da Bush Babees
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/dabushbabees.jpg)
Messy Marv
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/messy_marve.jpg)
Chali 2na
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/chali2na.jpg)
Paperboy
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/paperboy.jpg)
Shorty Shitstain
![](http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/032807/shorty_shitstain.jpg)
Honorable Mention:
Cappadonna, Papoose, Magoo, Timbaland, CC Lemonhead, Busdriver, Yungstar