Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: " OH MY GOD, WHAT THE f**k HAPPENED TO ALL OUR SKIN?!"
Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A: Right before you're raped.
Q: Why don't skeletons like parties?
A: Because they are Jewish skeletons.
A: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
Q: A BOO-logna sandwich!
A: Why did the ghost keep excusing her husband's abusive behavior?
Q: She felt she BOO -served it.
Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost -ery store!
Q: Where do they score heroin?
A: The park.
Q: Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
A: Because he likes to draw blood!
Q: Why does P.T. Anderson consider himself a good filmmaker?
A: He buys into his own hype!
Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning!
Q: When did the ghost f**k your mother?
A: That was uncalled for.
Q: Haw haw haw!
Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Q: Why do they vomit after every meal?
A: To scare you!
Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office!
Q: Shouldn't they use the post office?
A: They find it unreliable.
Q: What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Q: That baby ghost looks familiar.
A: Perhaps you should call your wife.
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