5) You know what would be really funny? If instead of taping a cardboard skeleton to your door, you used a life-size photo of Calista Flockhart. People would think you did it because she's so skinny, but the real reason is that you're sad about Ally McBeal being cancelled.
6) This doesn't really have anything to do with Halloween, but Jenny, if you're reading this. Please return my calls. I'm begging you. I'm so sorry. I had never been to Reykjavik before, I just ... I don't know. I just thought there would be more ice.
7) Dressing up as a recently deceased member of your neighborhood and stabbing one of his family members is a pretty strange thing to do. But, then again, Halloween is a pretty strange day.
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