In conclusion, Mr. McClellan is a man of great character and good heart, and he is in no way "emotionally distant" or "condescending," as some people in this room have falsely claimed. In the spirit of the American people, Mr. McClellan refuses to stand idly by as rogue members of this marriage seek to besmirch his stellar record of lawn maintenance, his robust history of anniversary celebration and his unyielding resolve to fix the leaky toilet. Thank you.
Okay, I'll take your questions now. Let's see"Â¦ Jill, honey?
No, Jill. I do not think I'm behaving ridiculously. If anything-and I'd encourage you to look at the facts here-we're making significant progress on the toilet problem. What you're not hearing are the positive aspects of the situation. For example, two of yesterday' five test flushes were more or less successful. Unfortunately, the only thing that some people want to focus on is the three inches of filthy water currently flooding the bathroom floor and the fact that I wasn't aware that a necktie is not a flushable item. Those people are not seeing the full picture.
Next question please. Okay"Â¦ Jill again.
Jill, the remark I allegedly made about your mother is part of an ongoing investigation and as such I will not comment on it. Well, then you shouldn't have commented on my performance in the bedroom.