15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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Well, we gave it our best shot. That's right, folks: CRACKED Magazine is, as of Issue #3, no longer on newsstands. (Don't worry about the comedy going away, though. Cracked.com's alive and kicking, so keep on checking back.)

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